Video: Techno Chicken

Want to see some chickens busting moves on the dance floor? Then you’ve come to the right place.

Dominos Pizza (Australia) had a promotion where if you ordered a certain pizza you received the following ringtone for free.

Technicalities aside, this is one of the funniest chicken videos yet. It is a bit disturbing that in the background you can hear the words “mmm, tasty”, but for what it is, it’s very clucky.

Music: Chicken on Eurovision 2008

Is this the first (live) chicken on Eurovision?

Country: Bosnia & Herzegovina. Artist/Song: Laka – Pokusaj.

Music: Check Out the Chicken

In 1989 a little novelty song called Check Out the Chicken was released by Grandmaster Chicken & D.J. Duck.

Grandmaster Chicken & D J Duck - Check Out The Chicken / Eggs
Check Out the Chicken single

It has a really cool animated music video. Check it out.

This version is sped up for some reason; the original being much slower.

Video: Dr. Tran’s Quiet Log Time

Hilarious!

Video: Chicken Building a Nest

What a clever chicken.

Product: Chicken T-Shirt Designs

Threadless T-Shirts have some very cool and funky chicken t-shirt designs.

Joke: Chickens in Libraries

A chicken walks into the library. It goes up to the circulation desk and says: “book, bok, bok, boook”. The librarian hands the chicken a book. It tucks it under its wing and runs out.

A while later, the chicken runs back in, throws the first book into the return bin and goes back to the librarian saying: “book, bok, bok, bok, boook”. Again the librarian gives it a book, and the chicken runs out. The librarian shakes her head.

Within a few minutes, the chicken is back, returns the book and starts all over again: “boook, book, bok bok boook”. The librarian gives it yet a third book, but this time as the chicken is running out the door, she follows it.

The chicken runs down the street, through the park and down to the riverbank. There, sitting on a lily pad is a big, green frog. The chicken holds up the book and shows it to the frog, saying: “Book, bok, bok, boook”. The frog blinks, and croaks: “read-it, read-it, read-it”.